— Homer, The Iliad
A good, old-fashioned villain.
He does have an actual seal, but it’s of a Magpie:
Reference to the song he was dancing to during the break-in, reference to fact Magpie’s are associated with thievery but actually don’t steal in nature (See, Sherlock? He practically told you the keycode was fake), reference to Magpie’s being one of the smartest animals on the planet, etc.