— Homer, The Iliad
I ship Moriarty and Moriarty,
They are just both so fabulous. Their ship name could be M&M’s.
Who do I have to pay to get a crossover fic where they plan networking stuff over lunch while talking about their respective Sherlocks’ butts? Jim will be exceedingly jealous Irene got to actually touch hers. “I can’t even touch his hand without wanting to die…literally.”
The follow up sequel will be the Sherlocks discovering about how much their Moriartys loves them.
“Everyone I’ve spoken to has said she’s obsessed with me.”
“I don’t think you know what the word ‘obsessed’ means until you’ve met mine.”
“Okay, weird question, but did yours create a fake identity just to interact with you undetected?”
“Several, and they all had me in mind during their creation. Once, he used one to flirt with me.”
“Yours did the flirting thing, too? Mine called me ‘beautiful’ as soon as she saw me, it caught me completely off guard.”
“That’s it? Just ‘beautiful’? His actual first words to me were ‘Hello, sexy’. That was then followed up with ‘my dear’ and ‘honey’. He is shameless.
“Yeah, she’s thrown a ‘darling’ in to the conversation before. I’d say this is getting serious if it were not for the fact it’s already been serious between us.”
“I’ve been in a pseudo-long distance relationship with mine for over twenty years - does that count as serious?”
“I think it means you’re married at this point.”
After a long list of similarities, they will realize how floppy they are for not noticing earlier and then go out to buy them flowers or day planners with little skulls on the front or something.
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